Holiday Trash Piling Up? Grow Something!! Gardenology, 101…

So, everyone is filing thru for the Holiday? Parties among us? Trash bags filling up? And, “Whats this thingy Aunt Meg Brought???”

Well, let’s put on our Grow Cap for a sec, the things I always tell you to look out for. I know, can’t plant in a tie, that gaudy sweater, AGAIN!!!, But, the up-cycling, ohhhh the cool re-usable platters and things.

If you have ever, been to one of my lectures, or had the privilege to see me on TV, WWBT’s “More Bang For Your Buck” or “America Now News”, then, get ready for the ride. Save your “trash” and get this Personal Garden Coach onboard.

…and more. Wine Bottles, party Platters, plastic juice and water bottles for cuttings and more, and yes, as I’m known as, “The Dryer Lint Guy” for the coming seed starting season. Oh, and BTW, DON’T TOSS OUT THAT POINSETTIA!!! Makes a cool, Summer Annual in the yard. Wait till after last frost, plant it in your yard, then let me know, I know, how it performed… Just try it this year. You “Live Tree” folks? After you take it down, Cut off a piece of the trunk, save it for this reason… Then, plop it in the ground, somewhere, and stuff your dryer lint in it, and make those Peanut Butter with Bird Seed things with your kids, it will be green till first part of May.

There’s more Sustainable Ideas from http://www.Kevinsgarden.com if you need. Growing these days is important, nurturing you, is paramount.

Email me at Kevin@ Kevinsgarden.com if you have a “thingy” you think, you can grow in.

 

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A Few Decades Ago..

…. There was a wonderful time. On this very evening, a couple of hooligans, were enjoying the evening. It was the same night, 12/24, foggy evening, warm, strangely warm, and the bikes, were free in the nothingness into the evening. It was Christmas Eve, 1972. We had had a cool pick-up game of football that day, gone home, ate dinner, then went outside like we were told to do back in the day. No internet, cell phones, nothing electronic, nothing but our only will to connect, like the plants and trees do thru their roots. Yeah, back then, we knew who was on the stoop, riding, not home..  Without a text… Scary huh?

So the 4 of us met, as all bikers do, at the intersection of, “here”… As the fog set in, and we wore shorts, Christmas Eve, past the cusp of, believing, or did we? Part of us wanted to go home, get to bed, the other slim chance, “Lets rule the neighborhood. So, we did, in a way. It usually is cold, snowy, achy outside on this night. But we rode, boy did we ride. Thru the evening, past any bed time, relishing in the crazy Moon, and in awe of the homes with the old C-9 lights decorating the framework. No “Blow-up” stuff, no Tacky Tour buses, limos, traffic. Just the simple glow, of those lights, in the fog, and the muttering of the homeowner, making sure the lights worked, all of them, on that particular night. But that year…. We ruled that night.

We are in a different world now. We had no cares, now, can’t even get to work, much less home in this mess. Back then, we talked, bragged, about the fact we might, get that cool BB gun, or NFL jersey from the real sporting goods store. We didn’t travel all day to homes, we had Christmas, close, warm, with immediate family.

But that particular year, no cold, sleet, snow. The meal was even different. Was on a picnic table, outside.

Be patient my gentle snowflakes, this is a great wonder in our lives. El Nino, this one is named “Bruce Lee” the most powerful in 68 years with Ma Nature, combined, are giving us a sweet reprieve, so, enjoy the time, on your bike, on a walk, at the river. Stay out of the mall, stay home, disconnect for a day, electronically, off the grid, and appreciate the wonders of weather records breaking, and the gorgeous Moon, on Christmas night. You NEED, to remember this night. Now, get offline, turn the phone off, fix the lights, sip some Brandy, see the Moon, inhale the warmth of the air, and remember, remember, the Christmas of 2015.

Merry Christmas

 

Gardener’s Holiday Stress

Gardening, Cooking, Cleaning, Decor.. Oh My!

It’s that time again. Halloween is upon us. On November 1st, we will all be looking at those countdown clocks for the holidays, to be over! for some, Martha Stewart types, it’s always a great, wonderful, organized time. For others, well, the “fly-by-the-seat-of-the-pants” group, it’s a nightmare to remember, because the “oops” things that occur, can’t be diluted with any amount of “special eggnog”.

So I’m jumping out there, like all the rest of the DIY and Special Buy emails you get, and help calm the jitters a bit. BUT, on my end, it’s all about your decor, recipes, and outdoor illumination. So, if you make it to the end of this article, I hope it will show you a bit of calm, so you can be excited too!!

First we’ll take a look at your plans for your festive table and elsewhere. What is actually in your garden that you can use as cuttings for a centerpiece? Firs, Hollies, Pyracantha, Nandina, Winter Daphne, Blueberry, Burning Bush, Camellias, just to name a few. This doesn’t take long to fabricate, no special skills or talent. Some of what you have in your own yard, clustered in layers on a table with a Pillar Candle in a glass Mason Jar, would bring attention to the warm homey feelings for your guests, and take the stress off the meal, mismatched silverware,the  missing pie that burned… And most of the missed cobwebs. Try a few pieces now, just to see. Time yourself, then step back, and go look out there again. See it? You will. Then, breathe, and get that spring in your step, and collect those recipes.

Recipes. That’s always hard for me, because I always want to do some others I found since the “Fall Bug” hits me in September, when I really see the difference in daylight hours lost. That’s when my mind goes deep into cooking. But, there are a few things, from many years ago that I cooked, that I get asked every year from different people, “Hey, are you gonna fix that orangy-potatoey stuff again?” Or “That Brandy soaked bready-cheesy thing?” There are a few more, and I always, say yes, and it’s great that it’s always a phone call, so they can’t see my eyes rolling up at the ceiling. I guess that’s a good thing, because, that’s when I always see that last cobweb.

Coupons are your hero when grocery gettin’. Everyone has that HUGE holiday influx of goods, that need to be sold out. So I do strongly suggest, to do some clipping, and start looking online at all those recipes. Cooks.com, Allrecipes.com, Foodnetwork.com, and if you are into Paleo Dieting, there’s even sites for that. There are apps for your phones, iPads, and pc’s. Start looking, clipping coupons, and make that meal plan. It will all go swell, so don’t stress. If you screw up like I did many years ago, you will be outstanding, and your home, will be the must-go-to place every year….. Found out, mine turned from “stress” to “therapy”. Imagine that.

The cleaning part is simple. Invite that OCD relative or good friend over to help. We all have one, use them. It’s a great gift to them, even if it’s after you clean, or think you cleaned, they will find everything. Have them at least make a list for you, and go to it over the next couple of weeks. When they show up for the Holiday meal, they will have nothing but accolades for you. Just have the major cleaning done like by the middle of November, no one likes to eat while smelling that lingering aroma in the air, of Pine-Sol…

Outdoor Decor, well, let’s see. Are you loving the cover of Martha Stewart magazine? Or, are you a “Tacky Tour” Clark Grizwold type? Either way, it’s time to start looking into those boxes in the attic. See, the big box home improvement stores, like Home Depot, always do that trade in incandescent light thing for great coupons towards LED’s. But, they do it way earlier than most folks are even thinking about lighting, for a reason. They lose money, thru that 7 day event, and it’s coming, in just a few more days, look for it. Are you always tripping breakers, blowing strings, or just leaving that ornery section unlit? There are some cool charts out there explaining wattage, amps, etc., on how much a load to use on your outlets. THAT, in itself, kept the fire and water in me, equal, after the “switch” came on in my own noggin. Funny, every time I move, the new place must have a great gardening possibility, and in my head, where are all the lights going?

I always take digital pics of my gardening seasons, for my journal. Also, in my own semi-OCD way, my holiday meals, decor, exterior lighting, etc, so I can remember for next year. And yes, even damage or repairs of things on my home, I’ll forget, ok? I found it keeps the stress down. Can’t have that same loose brick on the steps there next year, just can’t.

As a Personal Garden Coach, I realize the Holidays sneak right up on you. My services don’t include me sitting in line for you the night before Black Friday, anywhere, but they are there to help you ease into a time of year when all, is calm? Well, that’s no fun, until the 26th of December. I have helped so many over the years accomplish their little corner of calm, for some things they just didn’t see or know they could do themselves, and it’s time again, to start taking on “Holiday Crunch” clients. We always have fun, and they always learn, because if you can’t screw up in front of me, then who else? That’s where we find the new mindset. So if any of this fits you, email me, and we’ll get busy. My calendar fills up fast, and if you are out of my area, I have even used Face Time garden walks with clients or just emailed pics of their surroundings to me, and shown them what I would do, or seen, and had fun with that, and did it on the cheap!

If you made it this far in reading, I hope you are either really jazzed about it, or at least, a bit calmer. It’s time.

Kevin@Kevinsgarden.com

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